What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Knock Knock Come in

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women

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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