What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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maddie latino

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Barack Obama

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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