why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Sex. That is all.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Women Voting

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Canida

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Wats a joke?

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T-Dog scare me

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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