What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Good.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

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