- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

obama is a good president

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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