Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Hellen Keller

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Teen pregnancy

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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