why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Your life That's the joke

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Women rights..

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why....... Because.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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