- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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