Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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