Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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