A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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I'm Spartacus

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Hair

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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