What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

women's rights

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Laura Pratz..

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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