A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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what are three short words? i a am

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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