you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

this is stupid .... yep

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

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