How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

The WNBA

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what's white and sticky semen

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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