- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

An Asian walks out of the library.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

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