What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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my shift key is broken1

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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