How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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