Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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the battle of waterloo

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Starter clothing

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7>6

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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mooooh im a cow

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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