Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Anti Joke

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