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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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