- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.