whats black and large -me

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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