A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Justin Beiber

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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