A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Anti Joke

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