It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Anti Joke

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