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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

That's what SHE said!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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