So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Justin Bieber

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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