- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what happens every day? People die

balls

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

9/11

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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