- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Misner is a twat.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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