What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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