- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Tell you something funny.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

A Jew! Bless you.

A women's opinion.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Pain Olympics.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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