why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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banana

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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