whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what's brown and sticky? A stick

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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