pizzano is a tool.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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