- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

69, hahaha

hi. thats what she said.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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