- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

math test 2=2

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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