Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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AVI IS A FAG

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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jack shine has boobs

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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