whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Child Prostitution.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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newt gingrich

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