Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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God.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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An Irishman stays home

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Icecream

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

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