- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

knock knock come in

I can't think of a joke!

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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