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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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