Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Freedom of Speech

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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No.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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45.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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