Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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