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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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