- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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