why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Poop

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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