What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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pubic lice.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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