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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Adele walks into the stables

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Black...

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

this is not a joke. jks

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

poopoo

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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