Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Hello Braydon

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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